Blog post No 11. Barking out orders.

I fancied taking the staff out for a little walk the other day.

Talk about faff!

I had my harness and lead on in minutes and stood patiently by the door.

They on the other hand needed to stop running around in circles wondering which shoes to wear, should they take a coat? If so which coat?

Then there was a weather check on their iPhones.

Oh the faffing went on for ever.

 "Come on, hurry up!"

Some days I really do have to bark out orders.

Barney

Blog post No 10. September update.

 Hello.

It's me again.

Reporting in to let you know what has been happening around here.. 

The BIG Furry One has left us,  he employed permanent new staff, after conducting his own home check and trying out all the facilities,  and is now settling nicely into his Forever Home.

We wish him lots of fun and happiness in his new home.

I, however,  will miss him a lot as I was always up for exercising my vocal cords..... trying to out bark him, but he certainly had the loudest and deepest bark in our neighbourhood.

 I will miss providing back up when the Postman arrives each morning. 

The Postman's feet would barely touch the ground as he got out of  his little red van each morning and posted our letters through the letter box.  He would then fling himself back into his van at a speed even Usain Bolt would have been impressed with as he disappeared down the lane at 90mph with ears ringing from us all barking at him.

Oh it was such fun.

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My foster staff had a little holiday a few weeks ago and I went and spent some time with some of my pals.

I had a lovely time away and came back nice and dirty.

So can you guess what happened the minute my paws stepped over the threshold?

Yep, I ended up in the bath AGAIN!

I felt this to be rather unfair as I already had a Spa Day booked in for 3 days later.

Two baths in one week!

I will become wrinkly at this rate, either that or shrink! 

Looking very smart, even if I do say so myself!

This photo was taken after the second bath and my nice groomer gave me a  trim and fluffed me up rather nicely.

More news....

Rumour has it I am getting another foster brother soon.

I hope I like him and he likes me.

One thing I do know I am not sharing my toys, he can bring his own.

As for sharing MY blog with him. It's MY blog, not his!

(Negotiations are currently taking place with my staff)

Apparently I need to learn to share more!

Barney.